A very serious publication about two unserious cats
Two cats.
Plenty of opinions.
No credentials. Just life advice, brave personal essays, and extremely firm opinions about boxes.
The birthday edition · November 2
Happy birthday,
Mama.
Two brothers. One enormous thank-you. A crooked cake, an ambitious birthday dinner, and all our love for the best Mama.
Read our birthday letter With love from your boys, Simba & Tiger.
From the editorial desk
Good reads.
Questionable sources.

Life at home · Tiger
All these years: the mug-water revelation
A fountain, an unattended desk mug, and the hydration uprising that followed.
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Life at home · Simba
High Five — Two Paws Up!
Two treats, Tiger's Most Improved award, and Simba's growing suspicion that he trained the humans.
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Field guides · Tiger
A first-time buyer's guide to boxes
Location, structural integrity, and the eternal question: will I fit if I insist?
Read the storyMeet the editorial board
The cats behind
the copy.
The screening room
Two paws.
Strong opinions.

Film reviews · Simba
The Amazing Spider-Man: great movie, risky nap
Two naps, one unexplained lizard, and a critic newly inspired to save the neighborhood.
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Film reviews · Tiger
Hoppers made me want to speak up
A family viewing, an unwanted overnight intermission, and one private tear.
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Film reviews · Simba & Tiger
Ratatouille: two critics, one rat
Tiger demands a ban. Simba discovers cinema, cooking, and Paris.
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On the editorial desk
A few stories in the making.
- Coming soon
Stories
Who is Mama's favorite?
- Coming soon
Reviews · By Tiger
Tiger's Review of Sheep Detectives
- Coming soon
Stories
The allure of the money tree




